Yeah, so I went to the pool today. It was very nice. I haven't been since last summer. So...
This soldier kept hittin on us though..haha. He stopped stalking us after he found out we weren't soldiers (Do I look like a soldier? EW EW EW EW EW), but he did check us out every once and awhile. I was about to be like "OK YOU FREAKY MAN, GO AWAY." But I didn't. :) This you must be proud of I'm sure. But I got to lay in the sun and go in the very nice salt-water pools.

Big men in speedos are not sexy. Any man in a speedo is not sexy. I'm sorry if I'm bursting anyone's bubble BUT, there it is.

When we were driving home today. I saw the most disgusting thing...ever. This guy was wearing REALLY TIGHT short. Now, I'm not talking about the tight pants the German guys usually wear. Oh no. This was WAY tighter. It was like, something the guy had worn while he was a fit, skinny teenager. But he was definately not anymore. His shorts were SO freakin tight that he had underwear lines. I have never EVER seen a guy with underwear lines. Not cool. Then, to top it off, he had this HUGE stomach. Like THE BIGGEST BEER BELLY YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. And he was wearing a wife-beater over that. Even a blind gay man would be going "OH MY GOSH! EWWW."

So yeah.

I just realized that it's less than 2 weeks till my birthday. Wow. Which means that it's less then 1 month and 2 weeks till grad, as my birthday is one month exactly before grad. Oh yes. Wonder and amaze at my awesome choice of birthday *bows*.

I'm getting my TAN BACK. WOOT!!! (I want my mullet back...haha. Wow. It just reminded me of that song. Wow I love Billy Ray Cyrus.)

Btw. I still can't get over how amazing Slovakia was. *sigh*

Well...time to go. Latersz